NIGGERS OF THE WORLD...

For those that have been on the email train, you should know...

For those that the going to work train, you should know...

For those that like the pain train, you should know...

For those that are the STAIN train YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT NEXT FREE DAY IS THE

SUIT UP AND NOIZE DAY

So get your BAG OF FRUIT* and tune it so that it doesnt get caught in your JATZ CRACKERS!

You are required to wear a shirt, suit and tie. Both your trouser legs should be either taped or suitably secured so they don't get caught in your chain/cranks etc. You are allowed to unbutton your top collar but tie/jacket must remain on. 

Usual wildcard format from CC 2 BS. So when the King drops the gavel tuck your tie into your shirt and its on...

Best dressed getz a touchup from 'Silky Johnson' and all coffee will be SPONSORED by DATAFEILE (for suitably dressed TKM participants only except those that are from Tasmania)

IF YOU ARE NOT IN A SUIT YOU ARE A NUFF NUFF AND GET TO RIDE 100m OFF THE BACK LIKE LEE TURNER.

GPO,BRX on suit cam. 

* A bag of fruit is a bona fide suit not a ronald macdonald outfit or a gorilla suit. 

...over.